![]() ![]() >Jerry stands up, looks at George and then looks to Elaine. Mixed in with this is a low-frequency hum that heightens a senses of unease.* It's so loud the mics are clipping so that the sound is distorted and blown out. *The laughter is now deafening, but so is the crying. THEY'VE REAAAALLY DONE IT THIS TIME! IT'S THE LAST STRAW! I'M SICK OF IT! NOT LETTING THIS HAPPEN AGAIN! HOO-HOO-HOO BOY you're NOT going to believe what my PARENTS did THIS TIME!!! THEY PUT BBQ SAUCE ON THEIR FRENCH-FRIES!!!!!!!" His clothes are torn to shreds, he is sweating, panting and he is still bald. Jerry falls to the ground, the door slams against the wall and George stands in the doorway. >Jerry begins to close the door behind Elaine, but is suddenly thrown back by George thrusting his full weight against the door. I was down at 'Nickels: All You Can Drink - Cheap Wine and Endless Regret' and." "You are NOT going to believe what just happened. *More applause from the audience, the crying is louder.* Muffled in the background of the mix you can hear what sounds like crying.* ![]() *The audience begins to whistle, woo and applaud. *More applause and screaming from the audience, but this time it sounds less like laughter and more like terror.* Jerry: "And it was just getting to the bit about the airplane food!" Jerry rolls his eyes in an exaggerated manner and with great annoyance he begrudgingly pauses the tape. You hear what sounds like a number of them banging the ground with their fists. >Kramer walks to the shower carrying his machete and a carton of eggs while Jerry sits back on the couch. The audience thinks this is incredibly funny.* "You know they should really put warning labels on these things!" *Camera snaps zoomed in to a small blemish on Kramer's neck.* ![]() Kramer: "I am going to need to use your shower. *Uproarious laughter and applause from the audience.* *Laughter and applause from the audience* >Kramer wildly bursts into the apartment drenched in what appears to be human blood. >Jerry sits on the couch drinking wine from a soda can watching videos of his own stand-up. ![]()
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